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Al Baldwin Wanted To Be President And Hill Baldwin’s Fake Spanish Accent, Ruined His Delusional Dream!!

Here’s a story I made up, and it goes like this: 

In Al’s dreamworld, he holds power.  He’s been an actor (professional fake/deepstate propaganda agent), and ran with some political insiders… all of whom blow smoke up each other’s asses… so much smoke, so little wisdom and insight… they are a crowd that feeds on brainwashing each other, to brainwash the public, and this has been going on a long time.  Many actors are recuited from an early age, and this basically explains why some people who are less talented, still rise, while those with more talent, are left unemployed. Al played along from the get go, and that’s why he kept getting work.

 As mentioned this crowd is based on blowing smoke in order to manipulate the public, and for a while it seemed like Al was perfect for the job of using comedy to discredit Trump and to undermine the will of the people, that Trump is America’s commander-in-chief.  Al was given favorable and widespread media attention for doing this… and it didn’t take long for the delusion of power, to set in.  At the height of Al’s public exposure via his job at SNL playing Trump, he literally fooled himself into thinking he is actually presidential material.  He didn’t get that coverage because he was funny… he was an agent provocateur, and thus, his press was ‘forced’ on the public, because he was playing a significant role, as an influencer, at the presidential level. 

Al lacks some basic human qualities such as warmth, and humbleness… and overalll thus, has a low likeability factor… with his head stuck up his own assets, he was constantly surprised that the general public couldn’t be manipulated to their hidden agenda to help bring down Trump, and America for the globalists. Oh, yes the globalists… they have exposed themselves, and now they work day and night to try to contain their imminent fate:  the electric chair…. but let’s go back a few years, before we return to the electric chair. 

Al was dining at a restaurant and someone at the restaurant tipped off Hill, that Al was dining… and it was somewhat known already that he liked Spanish women, and so she suddenly appears at the restaurant to charm Al, with her talents being mostly of the yoga kind, her body, her prettiness, and her ability to fake spanish heritage. Al was served with the wham bam hat trick of Hill’s Hill was born a rich girl in Maryland… but she knew that she could pass for spanish, and without the microscope she’s under right now, she originally thought it was easy to fool people (they have that in common). 

With her yoga poses and his need to be gratified, and to attract the perfect future first lady, Al was a happy man and eventually married Hill… but that too, was to be transitory, because true happiness doesn’t come from undermining your own country… so Al constantly was in the press not for his wit and talent, but for his anger, and this pissed him off even more. In his mind, the public failed him… they failed themselves, because they refused to accept Al as their true friend, which he isn’t.  He was angry because the public that he considered to be mostly stupid and easily manipulated, wasn’t buying any favorable press from Al.  The public now more astute than ever before was just becoming aware of the all the deepstaters in media and hollywood, and Al is about as deepstate as they come.  Hill was also forced upon the public with favorable media, to basically make Al look good…. to make Al look desirable and virile.  Now that the accent scandal has dropped on Hill who was faking spanish heritage according to the public, Al and Hill’s were shocked, as they felt the public was too stupid to know the truth, and if they could just repeat the lies over and over, the public would go back to sleep, and Al would rest easy in dreams of being president while making love to his yoga spanish dream wife, his future first lady.

Al can’t accept the public’s need for revenge for putting up with year’s of being exposed to Al’s trump hating humour and rants.  The anger of Al comes from knowing he had failed to make Trump look bad and instead as karma would have it, he would be in situations that make Al look bad.  His anger comes from the dread of what is career and marriage has become in the eyes of the public… a sham, a scam, a trick… call it what you want.  The days are filled with the dread of knowing that Trump has everything on Al and the other deepstaters and their fate is sealed… literally, in the form of sealed indictments. Al was furious… he felt he was destined to be president, and couldn’t believe he was being painted as a total complete fool. 

The public become obsessed with the story of Al, and Hill’s fake accent… the public wants to know… was Al in on Hill’s fake spanish scam, or was he fooled by her ‘charms’? Footage was found of Al being on late night, bragging that his wife was from Spain. He told jokes and funny stories… he thought he was being utterly charming… but it’s not quite like that… one you set foot outside the world of hollyweird ass kissing, you’d notice, but inside the hollyweird ass=kissing culture, everyone loves a deepstater, under threat of career suicide… outside the tinsel, the public just doesn’t NOT like Al and Hill. 

Hill feels bad because she knows she screwed up big time… so big she was on the front page all over the world, and she put them both under a microscope, where all their fakery is under scrutiny. Al’s career was being designed for him to be a presidential contender, and she ended all that with one big, “how do you say cucumber in eng?”  In their eyes, their marriage now lives with the idea that this fake spanish game, has cost them the oval office. But it’s more than that… Al’s deepstate antics may cost him his life… the sealed indictments will be key in whether or not Al now lives or dies… undermining the entire country does have an ultimate cost, that he never thought he’s have to pay the ultimate price for being a good deepstate lapdog, while looking like a fool over and over and over again.

 

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